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if snakes were smart

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

they’d remain docile for a couple of years and never bite any human so they’d become a more popular pet but then at the stroke of midnight they’d all break out of their cages and feast on however many stuffed animals they wished

when did I write this





I want to make heart brownies now.





Real talk

forestnymph0:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Thank you. I needed this today.

(via holdyourbreath-mydear)